Too Cute Not To Share

A dear friend from high school sent this to me and I had a good chuckle reading it.  Hope you enjoy it too.

HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS WITCH (substitute B for W if you wish :-))—–author unknown

Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen  her excitement – not even her parent’s nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father’s  new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!

Jennifer asked her father’s new young wife to exchange it, but she refused.     “Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I’m wearing it,” she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ”Never mind sweetheart. I’ll get another dress. After all, it’s your special day.”

A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ”Aren’t you going to return the other dress? You really don’t have another occasion where you
could wear it.”

Her mother just smiled and replied, ”Of course I do, dear…..I’m wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night BEFORE the wedding.”
(NOW I ASK YOU – IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO  WOULDN’T ENJOY THIS STORY?)

Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings…. We simply continue to fly …….. on a broomstick….. We are flexible
like that….

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7 Comments

  1. GeeGee

     /  February 23, 2011

    Love it, thanks for the chuckle. Hope it is ok to share with my friends. Have a great day!

    Reply
    • Quilting Tizzy

       /  February 25, 2011

      I don’t often read things people forward to me but I’m glad I read this one. 🙂

      Reply
  2. merci pour cette histoire ma belle bises jojo

    Reply
  3. justquiltin

     /  February 23, 2011

    That is perfect – too funny!

    Reply
  4. Anita

     /  February 24, 2011

    Oh what a smart woman!

    Reply

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